mjwatson:

i have been on this hellsite long enough to see the rise, fall, and complete irrelevance of jennifer lawrence

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

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why does the burger king app have quests

vapelordsinglemom:

shiftythrifting:

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you know what time it is babey!!!

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

lanceloved:

lanceloved:

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

lab safety

  • 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

fellas is it gay ? 🤔

fellas 🤔 gay ? 🤔🤔

gay,? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

whyshedisappeared:

if you’re patient enough you can type in a gradient

pro-gay:

Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics
Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*